Colin Farrell Sex-Tape Saga Settled (Or is It?)

The homemade sex tape of Irish actor Colin Farrell and ex-girlfriend Nicole Narain will not see the light of day. After some back-and-forth legal manuevering through the courts, Farrell and Narain have come to an agreement and settled on terms that will keep the sex tape from getting into the public as a for-sale porn production a la Paris Hilton's "One Night in Paris" video. Narain was stopped from producing and selling the tape of her and Farrell's carnal exercises, we presume, as a commercial product or making it available to the public. The terms of the agreement were not made public. We imagine that it all just came down to money. That is, we figure that Farrell and his lawyers probably offered to cut Narain a check with many zeros on it in exchange for the tape. Now, we have a sneaking suspicion that somehow, somewhere, someday, via the Internet (of course), this sex tape might find its way mysteriously into unofficial public view, that is, the Internet being the Internet and all that, and human nature being human nature. Oh, but to dream ... Colin you had better burn every single copy of that tape, dude!

Posted by Thurston Ali at April 20, 2006 02:04 AM